a directory of embarrassing first versions
You only ever see the after.
Every product you admire showed up in your life fully formed — polished, confident, obviously inevitable. So that's the bar you hold your own draft to. It's a rigged comparison. You're putting your day one next to their year fifteen.
shitty first drafts collects the day ones. The lesson underneath all of them is the same: make it work before you make it pretty. Ship the part that's useful and be embarrassed about the rest.
“If you aren't embarrassed by the first version of your product, you've shipped too late.”— Reid Hoffman
What we believe
- Shipping ugly beats polishing in private. Every time.
- The embarrassing version is the one that proves it's real.
- Survivorship bias hides the ugly start, not the absence of one.
- Done and embarrassing > perfect and imaginary.
This site was built in a weekend and it shows. Default fonts, hairline rules, no logo yet. No focus group approved any of it.
That's the point.
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